Unfortunately I haven’t been keeping up with this blog in about two months. This is all due to the fact of my job which has been kicking my ass up and down all of Cape Cod so far this summer. But all of that is going to change. I will have posts daily involving sports and entertainment and whatever else crosses my insanely screwed up mind.
But in the mean time let me tell you alittle bit about myself. My name is Mike. I am 27 years old with the body of a deteriorating 50 year old woman. I was born and raise on Long Island, New York but I am currently living in Massachusetts. I went from the best pizza on the planet to shitty overhyped Portuguese food. It’s has been a tough adjustment but we are making some progress.
I am a straight up crazy sports fan. I live and die by them. The New York Rangers are number one in my heart even though they leave Henrik Lundqvist out to dry on a yearly basis. Then we have the New York Yankees which have been lights out for a season and a half led by evil sorcerer Brian Cashman. Followed by the New York Giants, I’m very very skeptical on what they are going to look like this upcoming year but I am very optimistic. And last but not least we have the New York Knicks which I have zero comment for until James Dolan shoots himself in his penthouse.
I am also a huge mixed martial arts fan. UFC, Bellator. You name it, I’ll watch it. Enjoy my asinine takes and maybe even videos in the near future. I’m sure I’ll piss a lot of people off but I’m here for entertainment purposes only. So just deal with it and don’t get your panties in a bunch. We know the Trumpster turned half of America’s brains into soft serve ice cream but lets just have fun and not be offended pussies for a change.