I Have Entered The World Of Porn Parodies And I am Never Looking Back

Porn Parodies. You name a classic movie, tv show or even a musical. Guess what? There’s a porn version of it. I went down a very weird YouTube hole last night. Legit 3 hours of clicking through related videos and I stumbled upon a list of Top Ten Porn Parodies so I watched it. And Thank God I did!

What’s a porn parody made of? Hilarious dialogue where they try to throw in sexual puns every line. Pretty accurate costumes and stage sets that look similar to ones you would see at a middle school play. If you need something to laugh at when you’re feeling down this is it. I watched the top ten and laughed so much I had to find full videos. I skimmed through all the rubbing and tugging as well as the thrusting and nutting. I just wanted to see the dialogue and the acting. And it did not disappoint. Here’s some of my favorites I stumbled across:

Grease XXX Parody

Out of all the ones I watched, this one takes the cake. We have Riley Reid playing Sandy, Seth Gambles playing Danny Zuko. Let me tell you, Mr. Gambles plays an amazing John Travolta. Outfits are a spitting image, all your favorite songs from the original movie Grease are included. Such as Sunburned Thighs (Summer Nights) Go Bang Cha Cha (Greased Lightning), Beauty School Slut (Beauty School Dropout) and last but not least a riveting rendition of You’re The One That I Want. The comic relief in this film is uncanny and this deserves to win every award possible. Amazing amazing stuff. The video below contains all the songs and scenes minus the penis and vagina stuff. Enjoy!

Not The Wizard Of Oz

A classic just as good as the original. You have Dorothy, the Good Witch, Scarecrow, Tin Man, a Gay Lion, the Wicked Witch and horny Munchkins. The movie stays true to the original minus the random white Pimp the gang finds alongside the Yellow Prick Road. I mean this movie has it all from outrageous musical numbers such as the Scarecrow singing the lyrics ” I can take a trip to China, sample some vagina” I mean that is Grammy award-winning lyricism if I have ever heard it. Eat your heart out Kendrick Lamar. Just like the original the wicked witch does melt at the end but not from water. It should be easy to guess how. Can’t figure it out? The wicked witch melts due to a Tin Man Jizz Missile to the face. You hate to see that. But there’s a happy ending just like the movie, Dorothy eventually finds her way home thanks to the power of group love. Enjoy all the songs and Academy award winning acting from this film below:

Seinfeld XXX Parody

The whole gang is here for this epic parody. So similar to the hit sitcom, they actually got hit with a lawsuit. But we have Gerry, Gorge, Crammer, Eliana and Noman. With an amazing cameo by not the beloved Soup Nazi but the Porn Nazi. “No Porn For You!!!” It’s literally done like the real show with clips of standup by Gerry and crazy storylines that the gang finds themselves in. Down to the fake laugh track and crazy outfits, this parody hits the nail on the head for sure.

Ten Inch Mutant Ninja Turtles

Everybodys pizza eating, crime fighting turtle gang is back! Only instead of fighting crime they are fucking it. All the key characters are in this one, Michelangeblow, Dongatello, Leonhardo, Spreader, Casey Bones and last but not least Master Schpinter. I mean you know they did a good job casting when news reporter April O’Neil is played by none other than pornstar April O’neil. The script basically writes itself. Comedy is on point, theme song is hands down perfect and the dialogue is beyond well written. Brings me back to the time when I was a little boy watching cartoons on a Saturday morning. Ahhhh memories.

Not The Cosbys XXX

I mean a parody out of the Cosby’s with someone who has a pretty solid impersonation of Bill Cosby is a win in my book. For all we know this could be a real life thing that Bill Cosby was doing. We now know he was infamous for pudding his dick in places it didn’t belong so maybe instead of this being a parody it’s more of a biopic. Who knows? The wardrobe is on point and the guy who plays Bill Cosby make this parody a must see. It’s hilarious!

Basically everything has its pornographic counterpart. If you come across a parody directed by either Will Ryder or the legend himself Lee Roy Myers you know its going to be worth watching. Also if Seth Gambles or the man himself, Dick Chibbles is portraying one of the actors, you hit the jackpot. And let me tell you, after watching about 20-30 parody trailers, if Ron Jeremy isn’t making a cameo as himself at some point in it. Just go ahead and click to the next video because odds are it’s a pile of shit. Enjoy the parodies and be prepared to laugh, cry and sing a long to all the classics you loved as a kid.

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