Uber Eats Customer Orders Food And Gets A Legit Poo Poo Platter

Via FoxNews.com

Uber Eats customer Leo, who wished to be identified only by his first name, says he was shocked to find feces-stained underwear in food delivered to his Miami, Florida, hotel on Sunday night.

“Who thinks that you’re going to get delivered somebody’s dirty underwear?” Leo told WPLG. He called the find “disgusting, unhealthful — it’s potentially deadly.”

Leo, who was visiting Miami for Art Basel, said he used the Uber Eats app to get food delivered from a nearby Japanese restaurant. When he went outside to meet the delivery driver, she ran away, which he thought was peculiar.

“I grabbed the food and right when I got the food she took off running and I was like, ‘That was kind of odd,’” Leo said.

What came next might explain why she was in such a hurry.

He took his food to his room and pulled out what he thought at first was a napkin.

“I thought, ‘This,’ when I was pulling it out, ‘This sure is a fancy napkin,’” he said.

Upon further inspection, he realized it was thigh-length underwear that appeared to be stained with human poo.

He immediately threw the underwear back in the bag and called Uber, the restaurant and the police.

Uber refunded Leo’s order.

The company sent WPLG the following statement: “What’s been reported is very concerning. We are reviewing this order and reaching out to all parties involved to help understand what may have occurred. The courier has been removed from the app pending investigation.”

Talk about having a shitty experience with Uber Eats. Nothing like ordering food and getting shit stained underwear with it. Some people pay top dollar for that kind of stuff on the internet, this dude Leo just got it as a freebie with his Ramen. I mean I would have been suspicious the second the girl took off running after she handed me the food. Either disaster was about to strike downstairs for her again or she was like “HA! Gotcha bitch!”

I think the funniest thing about this story is he pulled the dirty skid mark filled underwear out and thought it was a fucking napkin. What a jackass! I guess the food itself masked the shit smell. I mean who knows how long it was cooking inside with the food for. You think hot shit would stink more than the food but what do I know? I’m so grateful that I have never gotten dirty underwear when I’ve ordered food. I think it would scar me for life and stop me from ordering takeout. Which could add some years on my life but we aren’t concerned about that. I’m here for a good time not a long time.

Uber Eats gave the customer a full refund after he called the cops, the restaurant and the company itself. Imagine the cops getting that call? “Excuse me officer, I just ordered take out and got a side of doo doo stained undies with it.. can you send help?” Unbelievable stuff. Best part about this is that this all unfolded in Miami. Florida stays getting weird and being the laughing stock of the country. Keep it up Florida, you are doing a phenomenal job of providing the other 49 states with quality entertainment like this.

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