Good To See Adam Gase Went With The Serial Killer Eyes For Today’s Introductory Press Conference

So newly hired head coach Adam Gase had his first press conference with his new team today, the New York Jets. It was electric and went viral for all of the wrong reasons. It didn’t give the Jets any hope or make the fans want to run through a brick wall in excitement. Instead it led people to believe that Gase is in fact not from this planet at all. He could be an alien, a robot, shit he even looked like he was being held hostage at certain times during the presser.

A lot of fans hated the hiring of Gase to begin with and the way he acted today, I don’t think it helps his case at all. It certainly wasn’t the best first impression to make and in this day and age with social media and how fast news can travel, Gase has fully been welcomed into the circus that is the New York Jets.

The dude looks like he consumed about 6 pounds of edibles before he stepped in front of the media. Loopy is an understatement. I don’t know if his eyes were just wide because he was shitting his pants in front of the New York media but he honestly looks like a robot that is going haywire under pressure. His eyes are literally going all over the place and he’s not even blinking which makes it even scarier. First impressions are everything and one thing you do not want is a case of Gase Face.

The Jets brought in Adam Gase for being an apparent quarterback whisperer. He found success with his situation in Miami while having scrub guys like Ryan Tannehill and Brock Osweiler. Peyton Manning credited Gase for his success in his stint in Denver, so I’d say that’s a pretty good notch to have on your belt for sure. Now the Jets look to see if Gase can take Sam Darnold to the next level. I think it’s a match made in heaven to be honest. A lot of fans hated the signing but if a guy who can get solid productivity out of Brock Osweiler, imagine what he can do with a kid like Sam Darnold. I’m telling you Jets fans out there, be patient and good things will happen.

And let’s just say if Darnold doesn’t take that next step with Gase at the helm and he goes missing during the offseason. I’m talking vanishes without a trace. It’s safe to say that old Crazy Eyes Gase might be a culprit. I mean I’ve never met a murdered in person before but something tells me their eyes are similar to Adam’s over here. I mean he looks like Nicholas Cage in Vampire’s Kiss where Nic goes off the deep end thinking he’s a vampire. The similarities are uncanny.

 

I mean they’re almost even wearing the same color suit jacket. Maybe this was just Gase’s way of striking fear into his new players and media. Everybody is always nice to the psychopaths in the world just incase that day comes. Smart move Adam, very smart. I am certainly looking forward to more press conferences with Gase just to keep a log of Gase Faces and what triggers it exactly, just out here doing work for the people. No big deal. But nonetheless, good luck in your new role Adam, New York is certainly a tough place to be a coach. So if your crazy eyes was a sign of nervousness for you, you’re going to be in for a terrible time here.

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