Who is Bethe Correia? Bethe is a womens bantamweight UFC fighter from Brazil. As you can probably tell I’m not very fond of her since I compare her to a human foot. It all started back in spring of 2015 leading up to her fight against Ronda Rousey. Take note that I was a HUGE […]Read More I Changed Bethe Correia’s Wikipedia Last April And Nobody Has Noticed
What in the fucking fuck is going on? I check twitter yesterday and I see everyone tweeting about SNL funny guy and Staten Island native Pete Davidson and my woman crush with the wind pipes that can bring world peace Ariana Grande getting engaged. I mean it’s been one month. One. Single. Not two. Just […]Read More Pete Davidson + Ariana Grande = Engaged!?
All day yesterday Twitter, Facebook, Instagram and Snapchat was flooded with people from the ages of 10-35 in full on panic mode over the Fortnite Battle Royale servers. Fortnite had perform emergency maintenance on their servers yesterday due to abundance of people playing the game. If you’ve been living under a rock and don’t know […]Read More Fortnite Servers Sent Millions Into Panic Mode
Sad news coming out of Waikanae, New Zealand this morning. Thomas a bisexual goose has passed away at age 40. Heartbreaking stuff. Lets flashback to 24 years ago. The year 1994. Across the globe the New York Rangers won the Stanley Cup, OJ Simpson led police on an infamous chase in his White Ford Bronco. […]Read More The Original Big Silly Goose Dead At 40
We are only 5 weeks into the year of 2018 and we have people battling to be the dumbest person of the year already. Ron Borges is a sportswriter for the Boston Herald. Now I never went to journalism school or learned how to actually do this whole writing thing. I’m just taking a shot […]Read More Ron Borges is an idiot!
So my Snapchat updated by itself at some point and I just opened the app for the first time. I feel like my eyes just got raped. What the hell happened to this app? There is shit all over the place. Bitmojis galore. I’m not a fan. They took something so simple and easy and […]Read More The Snapchat Update is AIDS
Sad news out of the Baltimore area. Pebbles the emotional support hamster has died at the hands of Spirit Airlines. This apparently happened in late November but it’s been headline news as of late. Belen Aldecosea the owner of Pebbles is considering suing the airline company after she was told to consider flushing her hamster […]Read More Spirit Airlines has killed Pebbles the hamster
This fucking family and their god damn publicity stunts. The cult that is the Kardashian’s are at it again folks. Led by the dictator herself Kris Jenner. So they’re all getting pregnant and having babies. Kim is naming hers after directions, religious rankings and urban cities. Also she’s just putting her tits out on her […]Read More The Jenner/Kardashian cult tried to ruin the Super Bowl.
Kevin Hart, the richest and most famous comedian alive today was straight up denied at the Lombardi trophy presentation at the end of Super Bowl LII. Hart who was born and raised in Philadelphia, a life long Eagles fan, got finger wagged by a security guard while trying to climb on stage to touch the […]Read More Drunk Kevin Hart was DENIED at SB52
Picture this. You are up to your knees in water. Camouflage head to toe. A couple beers deep. Enjoying a nice Sunday morning in Maryland with your buddies hunting some fowl. You hear a shot and think nothing of it. All of sudden BAM! Darkness. You wake up soaking wet. Your face and head are […]Read More Hunter knocked unconscious by a dead goose