Via FoxNews.com Uber Eats customer Leo, who wished to be identified only by his first name, says he was shocked to find feces-stained underwear in food delivered to his Miami, Florida, hotel on Sunday night. “Who thinks that you’re going to get delivered somebody’s dirty underwear?” Leo told WPLG. He called the find “disgusting, unhealthful — it’s potentially […]Read More Uber Eats Customer Orders Food And Gets A Legit Poo Poo Platter
Monday night in Germany. Disaster has struck. DreiMeister Chocolate Factory located in Westoennon had a technical defect in one their storage containers which resulted in a chocolate river flowing down the streets. 108 square feet of chocolate hardened in the street and had to be cleaned up by the local fire department. They had to […]Read More The Hershey Highway Came To Life In Germany
Some people consider themselves adrenaline junkies and other people just have a death wish. Alain Robert aka “French Spider-Man” definitely has a death wish. Alain Robert is a 56 year old from France. He is known for scaling tall buildings and structures with nothing but a bag of chalk for grip and climbing shoes. Alain […]Read More The “French Spider-Man” Is At It Again!
Porn Parodies. You name a classic movie, tv show or even a musical. Guess what? There’s a porn version of it. I went down a very weird YouTube hole last night. Legit 3 hours of clicking through related videos and I stumbled upon a list of Top Ten Porn Parodies so I watched it. And […]Read More I Have Entered The World Of Porn Parodies And I am Never Looking Back
Who is Bethe Correia? Bethe is a womens bantamweight UFC fighter from Brazil. As you can probably tell I’m not very fond of her since I compare her to a human foot. It all started back in spring of 2015 leading up to her fight against Ronda Rousey. Take note that I was a HUGE […]Read More I Changed Bethe Correia’s Wikipedia Last April And Nobody Has Noticed
All day yesterday Twitter, Facebook, Instagram and Snapchat was flooded with people from the ages of 10-35 in full on panic mode over the Fortnite Battle Royale servers. Fortnite had perform emergency maintenance on their servers yesterday due to abundance of people playing the game. If you’ve been living under a rock and don’t know […]Read More Fortnite Servers Sent Millions Into Panic Mode
Sad news coming out of Waikanae, New Zealand this morning. Thomas a bisexual goose has passed away at age 40. Heartbreaking stuff. Lets flashback to 24 years ago. The year 1994. Across the globe the New York Rangers won the Stanley Cup, OJ Simpson led police on an infamous chase in his White Ford Bronco. […]Read More The Original Big Silly Goose Dead At 40
We are only 5 weeks into the year of 2018 and we have people battling to be the dumbest person of the year already. Ron Borges is a sportswriter for the Boston Herald. Now I never went to journalism school or learned how to actually do this whole writing thing. I’m just taking a shot […]Read More Ron Borges is an idiot!
Sad news out of the Baltimore area. Pebbles the emotional support hamster has died at the hands of Spirit Airlines. This apparently happened in late November but it’s been headline news as of late. Belen Aldecosea the owner of Pebbles is considering suing the airline company after she was told to consider flushing her hamster […]Read More Spirit Airlines has killed Pebbles the hamster
Picture this. You are up to your knees in water. Camouflage head to toe. A couple beers deep. Enjoying a nice Sunday morning in Maryland with your buddies hunting some fowl. You hear a shot and think nothing of it. All of sudden BAM! Darkness. You wake up soaking wet. Your face and head are […]Read More Hunter knocked unconscious by a dead goose