The Yankees Implode And Lose In Extras 5-4 To Red Sox

Worst. Loss. Of. The. Season. That’s the best way to sum up this game and what my eyes just witnessed unfold on my television. Holy Shit.. This is the first game of the four game set that had the vintage Yankees-Red Sox feel to it. We had a solid pitchers duel, neither side able to […]

Yankees Suffer Another 4-1 Loss To Boston And I’m Dead Inside

Oy Vey!! Another loss. Making it four in a row for the Yankees. At this point I don’t know what’s deader, the Yankees bats or my hopes of Aaron Boone being able to manage a team at the Major League level. We suffered yet again another 4-1 to loss, the second game in a row […]

Yankees Lose Second Straight In Boston 4-1 As Porcello Pitches A Gem

My first experience at Fenway Park didn’t go as expected. I had fun, I enjoyed myself but it wasn’t what I was expecting. I was expecting grown men yelling in my face, a competitive game and maybe a fight or two. Not even one of those three happened. I took the train in and didn’t […]

Yankees Get Steamrolled 15-7 By Red Sox And It Has Me Wanting To Pour Clorox Into My Eyes

They say when it rains it pours. But instead of pouring last night at Fenway Park in Boston, it was a fucking monsoon. The Yankees got their asses smacked around like a bunch of whores in a brothel. It was unbearable to watch and actually made me very upset. On a night where the […]

Yankees Lose To The AAA Orioles 7-5 Thanks To Sonny Gray

The Yankees dropped yet another game to the bottom of the barrel Baltimore Orioles. This afternoons loss is probably the worst of the worst when it comes to games against Baltimore. This loss splits the season series between these two teams at 6 games a piece. We are playing .500 baseball against a team that […]

Tanaka And Andujar Propel Yankees Past O’s

Another night, another Yankees win. This is what I live for. The Yankees faced the only AAA team allowed to play at the major league level, the Baltimore Orioles. They have been a slight pain in the dick for us this season but after trading basically anyone of value the last two weeks, the Orioles […]

J.A. Happ Diagnosed With Foot, Hand, Mouth Disease

First off… what are we the fucking Mets? Keep these ridiculous injuries in Queens and far away from the Bronx. I mean really what did Noah Syndergaard steal Happs overnight bag and lick his toothbrush and every item in it? Like I’m really confused as to how this disease surfaces. Luckily, the Yankees most likely kicked him […]

Yankees Ship Adam Warren To Mariners

Once again, Cashman just being his sneaky self behind the scenes making these little trades when nobody expects it. Let me just say I love this crazy, building scaling, magical Jewish man. I have always and will always trust Brian Cashman in every single move he makes when it comes to this team. He […]

Yankees Trade Tyler Austin To Twins For Lance Lynn

You better believe that Brian Cashman has once again killed the game. While all the other GMs in baseball are out here playing checkers, Cashman is out here playing three-dimensional fucking chess like the mad genius he is. Hours ago Cash Daddy traded away team brawler and first baseman Tyler Austin and RHP Luis Rijo […]

Happ Notches A Win In Debut As Yanks Beat KC 6-3

The Yankees have officially won 3 out of 4 against the Kansas City Royals. Life is good and with the unfortunate injury to Aaron Judge the Yankees haven’t really missed a beat. They remain 5.5 games behind Boston in the division but they just have to play damage control until they get fully healthy and […]